Band Name Fodder
Most of these are "found English" -- heard on a TV show, seen on a package, found in Everything, and so forth. Jon and I started keeping a list, and others such as Ben Ostrowsky (especially with the list from the computer game "Popstar") and Sean Michael Shaffer contributed to it. Since I put tracking software on my site, I've even taken some of the phrases people have searched for and gotten to one of my pages. We've used a few of these as names for College Bowl teams, and we'd like to hear (at segnbora@amuck.com) if anyone else finds any use for them. (If you recognize the source of any, then obviously you're just as big of a media junkie as me and my friends.)Surprisingly, at least thirty-nine of the ones on the older versions of this list turned out to have been already used by bands or as people's pseudonyms; this was discovered when I ran Google searches on these phrases (and in a few cases when a band member emailed me asking that their name be removed).
- $2 Bills
 - 20 Bees For A Dollar
 - 912
 - 99 Red-Assed Baboons
 
- The Abberations
 - Aborted Orange Fetus
 - Accelerating Tweed Mailman
 - Act of Bumping
 - Adam Smith and the Invisible Band
 - Adam Smith and the Invisible Hand
 - Admiral Wolverine Lightningbolt
 - Aerodynamic Vampires
 - Agents of Erosion
 - Aggressive Digestion
 - Air Brains
 - Airs and Graces
 - Alan Death
 - Alan and the Smithees
 - The Alan Smithees
 - Alcoholic Woodpecker
 - All Finished
 - All Involving Puppets
 - All-Terrain Bed
 - Allegorical Trumpets
 - Aluminum Falcon
 - Aluminum Monster
 - Alumnivore
 - The Amalgam
 - Amalgamated Schmutz
 - Ambitious Dandelion
 - American Foulbrood
 - American Hero
 - The American Peephole
 - The American People
 - American Semen
 - Amish Ferrets
 - Amish Nipples
 - Amoral Aroma
 - Ampersand Castle
 - Ampersandwich
 - Amphibious Hummers
 - Amphora Bukkake
 - Analog Faucet
 - Analog Memories
 - Anals of Mars
 - Angry Meatloaf
 - Angry Penguins
 - Angry Sperm
 - Angry Tuba Gravy
 - Angry Wusses
 - Anonymonster
 - Anonymous Black Jelly
 - Anorak-Mount
 - Another Rabbit
 - Antarctic Salsa
 - Antelope of Attitude
 - Apocahiccup
 - Apocalypse of Metal
 - The Apparitions
 - April Showers
 - Arbor Dave
 - Arbor Day Eve
 - Arbor Daze
 - Armored Muumuu
 - Army of Ducks
 - Aspiring Sex Deviants
 - Ass Machine Juice
 - Ass-Key
 - Assholes with Woofers
 - Assistant Buddha
 - Asthmatic Pimps
 - Astral Mercator Projection
 - AstroTurd
 - Atomic Tweezers
 - Authentic Nazi Underpants
 - Authorized Personnel
 - Automatic Ash
 - The Avocados
 - Aware of My Tongue
 
- Baby Got Buttress
 - The Badger Menace
 - Bag of Beef
 - Bag of Cow
 - Baked Anthill
 - Balderdash
 - Ballpoint Penis
 - Babpenis
 - Bananas of the State
 - Bangpath
 - Banjogenesis
 - The Banjologists
 - Banjopolis
 - Bareback Salad
 - Bathing Apes
 - Bathröm Tyle
 - Beach Blanket Beano
 - Beach Blanket Pinochle
 - Beacon of Hop
 - The Beagles
 - Beaker's Hairgel
 - Beanbag Pipes
 - Bearded Rainbows
 - Beef Ą La Mode
 - Beef Parade
 - Belch Fuel
 - Belching Kitten
 - Belladonnic Haze
 - Believe It Or Snot
 - The Belting Pot
 - Better Than Cats
 - Between Two Stools
 - Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Booty Call
 - Biblehumpers
 - The Biblical Sense
 - Big Floppy Donkey Dick
 - Big Red Noses
 - Billion-Dollar Bill
 - The Bingo Cage
 - Bipedal Bovine
 - Bipolar Cow
 - The Bipolar Molars
 - Bit Shifted Copy
 - The Bitch Component
 - B.J. and the Bearclaws
 - Black Arbor Day
 - The Black Pots
 - Black Witches
 - Blank Tombstones
 - Bleached Badge
 - Blind Muslim Clerics
 - Blouse-Wearing Poodle Walkers
 - The Blue Tartan Bondage Suits
 - Blueberry Funk
 - Blueberry Muffler
 - Boar's Head Goop
 - Bob
 - Böb
 - Bob's Your Aunt
 - Body Cavity Creeps
 - The Boogersnöts
 - Box of Eyes
 - Box of Nipples
 - The Boss
 - Bottle of Anything
 - Bowel Shift
 - B.Q. or Plain?
 - Brain Surgery for Dummies
 - Brains Throbbing
 - Bran Muffler
 - Brer Rabbit Ears
 - Broken Brushes
 - Bubblesort Baby
 - Bug Eyed Bears
 - Bukkake-Doodle-Doo
 - Bukkakophony
 - Bulimic Feline
 - Bullet Squirrel
 - The Bulleted Lists
 - Burned Out Bulbs
 - The Burns-Os
 - Butt Portion Ham
 - Buttflap
 - The Buttonholes
 - The Buttsex
 - Buttress Depot
 
- Caffeinated Vampire
 - Caligula's Fist
 - Calum the Dog
 - Camembert
 - Canadian Toast
 - Canned Bread
 - Canned Pussy
 - Cannonball Enema
 - Canteloupe Coke
 - Cantilever Omnibus
 - The Caplets
 - Caramelmac
 - Carbonated Burlap Gentleman
 - Carbonated Sandwich
 - Cardiac Event Planner
 - Cargo Shorts Cult
 - Carnivorous Baby Rabbit
 - Carousel Cow
 - Cartoon Brain Surgery
 - The Cask of Armadillos
 - Castrating Kitty
 - The Cat Lasers
 - Cat Sack Seize
 - The Catalogues
 - Cathy Romantic
 - Cervix Elevator
 - Chainlink Sausage
 - The Chaperones
 - Chard
 - Charmed Genitals
 - Chat Room Honeys
 - Cheap Crap Acquisition
 - Cheap Pen Death Spiral
 - Cheerful Desolation
 - Cheese-Based Beverage
 - Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys
 - Chicken and the Fingers
 - Chicken of Science
 - Chicken or Steak
 - Chinese Borscht
 - Chloroformica
 - Christtöngue
 - Chocolate Lingerie
 - Chocolate Sauce and the Sprinkles
 - Chopped Liver
 - Chopped Nuts
 - Cigarette Buttheads
 - Cinnamon Burp
 - Cinnamon Dorothy
 - City Slacker
 - Cletus and the Slack-Jawed Yokels
 - Clitoral Dancer
 - Climate Control
 - Clouds Don't Care
 - Clown Collage
 - Clown College
 - The Cockroaches
 - Cog
 - Comfortador
 - The Communists
 - Concrete Spaceship
 - Condom In Your Ear
 - Conscious Moose
 - Contraceptive Marmalade
 - Cookie Death
 - Cooties of Mass Destruction
 - Core Incompetency
 - Corps of Concrete
 - Counterfeit Food
 - Cow Pants
 - Cow Shrapnel
 - Cowboy Monkey
 - Cowpoking
 - Crab People
 - Cracker Quartet
 - Cracklin' Goat Brain
 - Cretunkulous
 - Cricket Paté
 - Crotchulism
 - Crotch Botulism
 - Crucible of Crazy
 - Crucifixion
 - Cum-Guzzling Fuckholes
 - Cupcake Reacharound
 - The Cupholders
 - Cute Invertebrates
 - Cyborg Duck
 - Cylons from Ceylon
 
- Da Vinci's Codpiece
 - Damn Hell Ass Kings
 - Damn Hiccups
 - The Dancing Mammy
 - Dandridge Custis
 - Dangerous Pants
 - Dark Arbor Day
 - Darn My Butter
 - Day-Glo Faygo
 - Deadly Phlegm
 - Deaf Zeppelin
 - Death By Pants
 - Death Star Pinata
 - Decapitating Harry
 - Dee Cup and the Falsies
 - Deep-Fried Robot
 - Default Cabbage
 - Defensive Twinkie
 - The Deformities
 - Delicious Human Filth
 - Demidog
 - Dental Telepathy
 - Depilatory-Industrial Complex
 - Depresso
 - Detective Sandy Vagina
 - Diacritical Success
 - Diamond Scrunchie
 - Diaphanous Pumpkins
 - Dichotic Gender Paradigm
 - Dickety-Six
 - Die Bart Die
 - Diet Goofballs
 - Diet Lard
 - Digestive Fun House
 - Digital Porn Puppets
 - Dihydrogen Monoxide
 - Diluted Water
 - Dimple Gun
 - Dinner Plate Tectonics
 - Dirigibles del Diablo
 - Diseased Crotches
 - Disembodied Cow
 - The Disfigured Eights
 - The Disorder
 - Disposable Refills
 - Dog and Underdog
 - Domestic Dick
 - Don Motherfucker
 - The Doodie-Heads
 - Dorkbag!
 - Double Dicker
 - Doublemeat Medley
 - Doughnut Math
 - Dr. Beetlestein
 - Dr. Green Pepper
 - The Dragon Gods
 - Drama Llama
 - Drilling For Cervix
 - Drugrats
 - Dubious Laxative
 - Duck of Appropriate Sex
 - Duck-Billed Monkeys
 - Dumb Like A Moose
 - Duncan's Nun's Farts
 - Dyspeptic Mayonnaise
 - Dystopia Glasses
 
- E2 Bugs
 - Earthworm Jim Jones
 - Edgar Allan D'oh
 - Eel & the Pies
 - The Effigists
 - Eggolocation
 - Elbow Joint Macaroni
 - Electric Igloo
 - Electric Tongue
 - Electrified Farm
 - Elegantly Dressed Hymens
 - Elephant Power
 - Elucidation for the Moron
 - Embryonic Belches
 - Emir of Groovefunkistan
 - Emission Commission
 - Enlarged to Show Texture
 - Entertaining Pants
 - The Eponymous Albums
 - Eraser Dust
 - Estomac
 - Ether Perfume
 - The Ethnic Beat
 - Evan and the Elven Eleven
 - Evenin' Britches
 - Everybody Knows Beef
 - Everything
 - Everything New Nodes
 - Evil Crayons
 - Evil Jesus
 - Evil Lite
 - Evil Peanut Butter
 - Evil Souffle
 - Evolution
 - Exemplars of Insanity
 - The Exploded Diagrams
 - Exploding Cows
 - Exploding White Teenager Market
 - Exploding White Teenagers
 - Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds
 
- Faceted Plastic
 - Factotum Pole
 - Failure Is An Option
 - Faithless Philistine
 - False Scent
 - Family Gredunza
 - Fanky Malloon
 - Fannie Mae and the Full Faith and Credit of the U.S. Government
 - Farfalle Vendetta
 - Fast Foo
 - Fat Apron
 - Fat Elvis Syndrome
 - The Fat Mamas
 - Father Time
 - Fearsome Genitals
 - Feathery Professor Moments
 - Felching Penguins
 - Fellatio Merit Badge
 - The Felting Pot
 - Female Chauvinist Sows
 - Feral Ballerinas
 - Feral Poodles
 - Fervent Nipples
 - The Fighting Mongooses
 - The Fish Dish
 - Fish Elevator
 - Fizzy Piss
 - Flaming Goose
 - Flashing Colons
 
- Flat Liquid
 - Flavored Evil
 - Flight Stimulator
 - Fluffers of Liberty
 - The Fluffy Pink
 - Fluid Body Veil
 - Flux Capacitor
 - Flying Armadillos
 - The Flying Buttresses
 - Folding Machine
 - The Fondue Experience
 - Fondue Spear
 - The Food Pyramids
 - Food Stupids
 - Foolish Hu-Mon!
 - Forbidden Doughnut
 - Forbidden Planetarium
 - Forced Spontaneity
 - The Foreheads
 - Forkless
 - Four-Foot Raccoon
 - Fowl Movement
 - Franchising Opportunities
 - Francis Bacon Bits
 - Frankensteinium
 - Franklin Mint and the Limited Time Offers
 - Free CD-ROM
 - Free-Range Escargot
 - Fred Hammers
 - Free Refills
 - Freefloating Chicken
 - Freelance Nudist
 - French Pickler
 - Frequent Weasel
 - Freunlaven
 - Fricasseein' Rabbit
 - Fries With That
 - A Frock from Spiegel
 - Frog Jockeys
 - Frolicking Dirt-Child
 - Fronswa
 - Frozen Deodorant
 - Frozen Mud Blizzard
 - The Frozen Odors
 - Fruit Miscegenation
 - Fuck Pat´
 - Fuck The Amish
 - Fuck 3:16
 - Fueled by Satan
 - The Fugly Ducklings
 - Fun In A Tube
 - Fun With Letter Transposition
 - Functional Corrosion
 - Funeral Fudge
 - Fur Lined Handcuffs
 - Fuschia Julius
 - Fustigator
 
- Gabrielle Gas
 - Gangsta Missionariez
 - The Gangsta Mizpellin'z
 - Garanimal Magnetism
 - Gas Wonderland
 - Gaseous Kitten
 - Gastro-Intellectuals
 - Gearloose
 - Geek Love Queens
 - Gelatin Commission
 - The Gelatinous Cubes
 - Genius of Idiocy
 - The Gentle Sea Cows
 - The Giant Panda
 - Girl and Supergirl
 - Glasgow Gentry
 - Glass Juice
 - Glaven
 - Glistening Snot
 - God Smokes Crack
 - God's Digestion
 - God's Motel
 - God's Peristalsis
 - Gollum and the Pocketses
 - Gravy Maker Extraordinaire
 - Great Bowel Shift
 - The Greenflies
 - Groin
 - Groundbeef Day
 - Groundhog Week
 - Guacamoličre
 - Guilt Rack
 - A Gulp of Warm Soda
 - Gustave Oberklin and the Canadian Inbred Amish (abbreviated Gus & the CIA)
 
- Ha Ha Fortune Cookie
 - Haggis Guano
 - Ham Packages
 - Hamlet Brothers
 - Hamstravaganza
 - The Hand of Yoinkage
 - Haploid
 - Happy Funk Band
 - Harnessing the Earthworm
 - Harry Carey and the Kamikaze Pilots
 - Hashy Bangy Poundy
 - Headholes
 - Headless Chickens
 - The Headless Horseman's Horseless Carriage
 - Hčgemon˙
 - Heinz and the Splirts
 - Helium Honkers
 - Hell-A-Thon
 - Hello Pussy
 - Hell's Snowballs
 - Herb & the Gang
 - High-Performance Chicken
 - Hilarity Ensues
 - Hill William
 - Hillbillery
 - Hitachi Magic Wand
 - Hitler's Harmonica
 - Hmpf of Wonderment
 - Hobo Filibuster
 - Hobo Rave
 - Hog-Tied Librarian
 - Holes of Glory
 - Homercles
 - Honey Wagon
 - Honey Whip
 - Hook & Larder
 - Hopless
 - Hose Boss
 - Hot Bananas Thrust
 - Hot Latin Prawns
 - Hot Surface
 - Hotel Calisthenics
 - House of Meats
 - Howlin' Dogs
 - Howling Gale
 - Human Fetish
 - Husband, Wife and Robot
 - Husky Lingerie
 - The Hydraulic Lifts
 - Hyperbowl
 - The Hypermonkeys
 - Hypnotic Donkey
 - Hypnotic Pimple
 - The Hypnotists
 - Hypothetical
 
- I Am Jane's Uvula
 - (I Wanna) Eat My Yogurt
 - IHOPi Indians
 - I'll Be Back
 - Illiterate Alliteration
 - Illuminutty
 - I'm A Genius
 - Injury By Chocolate
 - Imitation Macaroni Product
 - Implied Wang
 - Imported Toast
 - In The Altogether
 - In Their Own Ink
 - The Inactive Ingredients
 - Inanimate Carbon Rod
 - Independent Vegetable Suspension
 - Indignant Cats
 - Industrial-Strength Pants
 - Infidel Chocolate
 - Infinite Pork Gristle
 - Infinitesimal Evil
 - Inflatable Assholes
 - Information Elves
 - Ingenious Penis
 - Ingrown Nose Hair
 - The Ink Sticks
 - Inner Demons
 - Insufferable Opinion Machine
 - Intelligent Ice
 - Intercourse the Penguin!
 - International Pornographic
 - Interstitial Heaven
 - Invertebrate Dildos
 - Invisible Hand Job
 - Irrefutable 100 Proof
 - Irregular Duck
 - Italian Taco
 - Izmir the Astarach
 
- Jack-Off Valenti
 - Japanese Ravioli
 - Jar of Sex
 - Jar Suicide
 - Jed Zeppelin
 - Jello Parmesan
 - Jerry Sizzler
 - JesusAllahBuddha
 - Jesus Crüst
 - Jesus H. Fuck
 - Jinxie McDeath
 - Jittery Springs
 - Joints A-Poppin'
 - Just Like Mother Used To Fake
 - Just Like Mother Used To Synthesize
 
- Katrina and the Particles
 - Kermit the Log
 - Ketchüp
 - Kids Eat Free
 - The Killer Kiwis
 - Killer Pillows
 - Killer Umbrellas
 - King Zoidberg
 - The Kind of People Who Think It's Cute to Name a Band 'Jesus H. Fuck'
 - Kink Floyd
 - Kiss of Ham
 - Kissing Dutch Kids
 - Kittens Having Kittens
 - Klein Giraffe
 - Knee Macaroni
 - Knifey Spooney
 - Knights in White Cotton
 - Knights in White Satan
 - Korn Syrupp
 - Kosher Bacon Cheeseburger
 - Kreplach and the Kugels
 - Krystal Kangaroo
 - Kudzu Elephants
 
- Laboratory Stroking Machine
 - Lady Chatroom's Lover
 - Laika Virgin
 - Land Cow
 - Larcenous Penguins
 - Lard, Larder, Lardest
 - Lardcore
 - Larder
 - Large Print Edition
 - Law Mower
 - Law of the Tongue
 - Layer Shake
 - Le Poupée
 - Lean, Muscular Children of Mars
 - Left Foot Brown
 - Left-Handed Moths
 - Left-Handed Mouse Balls
 - Left-Handed Smear
 - Leica Virgin
 - Leif and the Leitmotifs
 - Lemon Curd
 - Lemon Curry
 - Lemony-Fresh Victory
 - Lens Flare Nipples
 - Lesbian Conspiracy
 - Lesbian Monkeys' Soy
 - Levitating Cat Butt
 - Lex Looter
 - Liberty Belch
 - Lichtensteinium
 - Limbless Lumberjack
 - Limon Fuertes
 - Liquid Kitten
 - Little Red Nuisance
 - Live Nude Lesbians!
 - Load-Bearing Turtles
 - Lone Penguin
 - Loose Gravel
 - Lord Autumnbottom
 - Lou Ferrigno's Ferret
 - Love Polygon
 - Loving Ape
 - L.S.D.& G.
 - Lunch Gun
 
- Macaque Attack
 - MARC and the Dewey Decimals
 - Macho Cheese
 - Macho Man
 - Magic Ass
 - The Magic of Sex
 - Magnet Addict
 - Mahatma Bambi
 - Maimed Sparrow
 - Make Money Fats
 - Malignant
 - Man and Pianoman
 - The Manatee Pokers
 - ManBoobs
 - Mansi in Solitudine
 - The MAO Inhibitors
 - Market and Supermarket
 - Marlboro Man and the Hacking Cough
 - Masochist Savant
 - The Masters of Ceremonies
 - Masturbating Robot
 - Masturbators of Ceremonies
 - Masturbatory-Industrial Complex
 - Mathematically Perfect Sombrero
 - Mayhem
 - Meat Zephyr
 - The Meatloafers
 - The Meatloaves
 - Meatslappery
 - Meditating Monkey
 - Megalomaniac
 - The Melting Clot
 - The Melting Pit
 - The Melting Plot
 - Mental Buddahs
 - Mental Sphere
 - Metaphor Intestines
 - Metaphorical Stick
 - Mexican Pizza
 - Mia Furrow
 - Michael Jackson's Original Nose
 - Michaelobotomy
 - Military-Industrial Music
 - Ming Joggers
 - Mighty Duckie Snacks
 - Migraine Elevators
 - Militant Spelt
 - Miscellaneous Dicks
 - Miserable Elbows
 - The Mission Specialists
 - The Misspellings
 - Mistletoe Belt Buckle
 - The Mock Apples
 - Moebius Giraffe
 - Mojo Fondue Style
 - Mole Mashers
 - Mom Cake Maple
 - Monkey Justice
 - Monkey-Go-Round
 - Monkey Drummer
 - Monochrome Flamingo
 - Monosodium Poisonate
 - Monosyllabic
 - Monsieur Piedlourde
 - Moral Allergy
 - Moral Death
 - More Band Names
 - Mormon Chip Hell
 - Mother Flucker's Homemade Innuendo
 - Mrs. Slocombe's Pussy
 - Mucosa
 - Mucus Fantasies
 - Mucus Mask
 - The Mudflap Girls
 - The Mudflaps
 - Muffin Geologist
 - Munificent Benefactory
 - Music for Goys
 - Mutated Consonants
 - Mutiny of Puppets
 - My Favorite Roboticist
 - My Filthy Evil
 - My Guardian Angle
 - My Three Guns
 - My Three Huns
 - My Three Nuts
 
- N
 - Namespace Collision
 - Nasal Fixation
 - National Endowment for Strip Clubs
 - National Guitar Association
 - National Inventors Month
 - Natural Lard Flavor
 - Naugahyde and Go Seek
 - Nearsucker
 - Nerf Peacekeeper
 - New Nouveau Nuevo
 - The New Shotputters
 - Nigh-Invulnerable
 - Nimrod Dancer
 - Nipplebox
 - No End To The Lawsuits
 - No Whammies!
 - No Whammy!
 - Nonsequential Bills
 - Not For Publication
 - Not My Bailiwick
 - Not Quite Dead
 - Not Valid With Any Offer
 - Noun of Biscuits
 - Nuclear Family Feud
 - Nuclear Family Reunion
 - Nude Elves
 
- Obsessive Listkeepers
 - The Obvious Puns
 - Occupied Caskets
 - Octovagina
 - Off The Chartres
 - Oil of Lucy
 - Old Syrup Sam
 - On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
 - One-Wheeled Haystack
 - Onion On My Belt
 - Opera Dogs
 - The Opposable Thumbs
 - Orally Disintegrating Tablets
 - The Orifices
 - The Oscillating Fan
 - The Oscillating Fanboys
 - Osmosis Jones' Diary
 - Otto Insurance
 - Our Monkey Cousins
 - Outer Demons
 - Oxymoronic Palindromes
 
- Pachydermic Cyclone
 - A Pair of Pants
 - A Pair of Scissors
 - Palindromedary
 - Pandapocalypse
 - Pant Fetish
 - PantaLoonzTM
 - The Pants
 - Pantophobiaphilia
 - Pants Machine
 - The Pants of Mortos
 - Pants Filled with Elves
 - Pantsophilia
 - Pantsplosion
 - (The Parentheses)
 - The Party Martyrs
 - Paté
 - Paul Bunion
 - Pavlov's Bell
 - Pawnshop Rolex
 - Pecker
 - Peeling Congealing Ceiling Feeling
 - The Pelting Mot
 - Penalty for Early Withdrawal
 - Penguin Ranch
 - Penguins of Mass Destruction
 - Peppermint Hippo
 - Perdition Army
 - Peristalsis Jones
 - Perpetual Orgy of Happiness (aka POOH)
 - Personal Demons
 - Personified Penis
 - Pervis and the Perverts
 - Pervy Humans
 - Pet Truffle
 - Phallic Architecture
 - Pharmaceutical Christianity
 - Phlaming Phallus
 - Photobuggery
 - Pickle Blimp
 - Pico de Gallo and the Lobster Bib
 - Pie
 - Piffle
 - Pigs and Bacon Act
 - Pillow of Gibraltar
 - The Pimply Pimps
 - Pineapple Dynasty
 - Pineapple Upside-Down Cock
 - Pineapple Upside-Down Shake
 - Pinhead Freaks
 - Pink Secrets
 - Pinky and the Brainfarts
 - The Pirate Monkeys
 - Pissing Racehorses
 - Pixelated Pirates
 - Pixelated Poontang
 - Pizza Gnomes
 - Plagued by Plagues
 - Plaid Weasels
 - Plasma Kitten
 - Play With My Fork
 - Plumber of the Beast
 - Plume De Ma Tante
 - Plutonium Dildo
 - Pocket Fickerman
 - Poison Pizza
 - Polly Wolly Crappy
 - Polly Wolly Google
 - Polyphonic Garment Rendition
 - Poo In A Box
 - Poonraker
 - Porcupine Pizza
 - Pork Cycle
 - Pork For Dummies
 - Pork Torque
 - Portable Soup
 - Portrait Landscape
 - Pourable Mustard
 - Powder Bukkake
 - Power for Dying
 - Pragmatic Adjustable Bed
 - The Pregnant Pauses
 - Prehistoric Banker
 - Presidents of the Sedated
 - Professional Titties
 - The Proper Authorities
 - Protective Slime
 - Protozoa
 - Prune Juice
 - Praying to Superman
 - Pre-Postmodernism
 - The Prehensile Tails
 - The Presidential Pus
 - Pressurized Nostril
 - Prestigious Non-Accredited Colleges
 - Problematic Fruit
 - (Pronoun) (Adjective) (Noun)
 Prosthetic Tentacle - Pseudo Eh-Oh!
 - Psychic Damage
 - Psychosomatic Mucus
 - Psychosomatic Snot
 - Puba Chair
 - Pupate
 - Puberty Hoedown
 - Puddleduck
 - Puke Fairies
 - Pug-Fugly
 - Puny Humans
 - Purple with Enjoyment
 - Purple Wombat Fungus
 - Pus Dragons
 - The Pus Is Right
 - Pussy Factory
 - Pwnshop
 
- Quasi Pseudo
 
- Rabbit With An Afro
 - Rabid Plot Bunnies
 - Radical Laxative Awesomeness
 - Radish Ninja
 - Rainy Cake
 - Raisin Juice Concentrate
 - Random Korean Bear
 - Ramen Poodles
 - Ransom Note
 - Rational Rose
 - Re: FreeFills
 - Real Canadian Pussy Syrup
 - Rebellious Broom
 - Reconstituted Mucus
 - Reds in the Bed
 - The Reduplicatives
 - Refrigerated Snot
 - Refrigerated Snot Transfusion
 - Refunct
 - Regular Duck
 - Reign of Condescension
 - Relatively Gruntled
 - Release The Hounds
 - Respectable Cantaloupe
 - Restaurants with Crayons
 - Restless Chromosomes
 - Reverse Peristalsis
 - The Rhetorical Devices
 - The Ridiculous Noise
 - Riot Act 1, Scene 1
 - Rising Tide of Sensuousness
 - Robot Chickens
 - Robot Chubby
 - Robotsylvania
 - Rocket-Powered Twinkie
 - A Room With A Moose
 - Roosevelt's Stick
 - Rotating Strawberry Madonna
 - Roto-Looter
 - Royal Ugly Dudes
 - The Royal Y'All
 - The Royal You Guys
 - Rubber Dickie
 - Rubber Mulch
 - Rubberized Breasts
 - Running Gag Reflex
 - Ruptured Hymen
 
- Sacks of Money
 - Sadie the Goat
 - Safe Obliteration
 - Sammich in My Head
 - Sans Seraphim
 - Satanic Ceramicists
 - Satanpants
 - Satan's Barbershop Quartet
 - Satan's Chewtoy
 - Satan's Syncopation
 - Satan's Elves
 - The Satire Satyrs
 - Scatalog
 - Schroedinger's Neurosis
 - Schwartzchild Radius
 - The Scissors
 - Scouts Gone Wrong
 - Screaming Sex Poets
 - Secretart
 - The Semblance of Couth
 - Semi-Sweet Cornstarch
 - Senator Prevert
 - Sentimental Centipedes
 - Serious Artists
 - Seriously Ridiculous Noise
 - Servants of Ceremonies
 - Servile Duckie
 - The Seven Chakras
 - Sexier Than Phlegm
 - Shakespeare's Bacon
 - Shakespearmint
 - The Shameless Puns
 - Sheriff Bolo
 - Sheriff Lobo
 - The Shit-Loving Coprophiliacs
 - The Shoe Bachs
 - Short, Blind and Crippled
 - Short-Term Mammary
 - Show Us Your Guns!
 - Silence of the Lamps
 - Silicone Sausage
 - Silk Nylons
 - The Silk Ties
 - Silly Love Tongs
 - The Silly Warts
 - Silver Honkies
 - Simple Country Hyperchicken
 - The Sinking Organists
 - Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film
 - Skull Cookie
 - Skinless
 - Slab of Bossiness
 - Slaughterhouseboat
 - Sleeping Briefcase
 - Slicked Up Slacker
 - Slightly Red
 - Slim-Fast Riot
 - Small Electric Kettles with a Hitherto Undiscovered Propensity for Self-Powered Flight
 - The Smelting Pot
 - Smoker's Cough
 - Smoky
 - The Snack Men
 - Snail Message
 - Snoring Ernie
 - Snot and the Tissues
 - Snot Fountain
 - Snuggle Chloroform
 - Sodium Benzoate
 - Sofia Le Legs
 - Solid Bunny
 - Solid Kitten
 - Sombrerohedron
 - Someone or Something
 - Something Something and the Incompetent Punsters
 - Sounds A Bit Rude
 - South of Kudzu
 - Soy Division
 - Spästic Colöon
 - Spayola
 - Specimen Cup
 - The Spit-Takes
 - Split Beaver Pie
 - Spoonthrower
 - Spork and the Tines
 - Sporkle Sporkle
 - Sporkless
 - Sports Drink
 - The Squelching Pot
 - Squirrel In My Pants
 - Squir-El of Krypton
 - St. Ursula and the Eleven Thousand Virgins
 - Stamp-Lickin' Whores
 - Standing Outside a Broken Taco Bell Booth With Chalupas In My Hand
 - Stentorian Shatner
 - Stet and the Typoes
 - Sticki
 - Sticky Tables
 - Sticky Wicket
 - The Stigmata Tomatoes
 - Stoned Sunflower
 - Stop! Or My Mom Will Sue!
 - Strained Whimsy
 - Strange Hogs
 - Strawberry Poptart Blowtorch
 - Stuffed Duck Explosion
 - Stunning Profundity
 - Stupid Stupid
 - Stupid Tongue
 - Sublime Sound
 - Suffering Cookies
 - Suicidal Tomatoes
 - Superstitious Pigs
 - Supertaster
 - Supreme Food Court
 - Surrounded by Elephants
 - The Swearing Nun
 - Sweatshop Daycare
 - Sweaty Sam
 - Swede Suede Swayed
 - Sweet Flames of Awesomeness
 - Swiss Army Dildo
 - Swiss Army Spork
 - Symphonic Kazoo
 - Synthetic Floss
 - Syrupy
 
- Table for Eighty
 - Tacular
 - Tantamount
 - 'Tardcore
 - Tastes Like Chicken Little
 - The Teeming Millions
 - Temple of Gloom
 - Terminal Clones
 - Tesseracts of God
 - Thank You, Come Again
 - That Doesn't Help
 - Theobroma Cacao
 - Thee
 - These Those (a The The cover band)
 - Thing de Resistance
 - Things of Love
 - Thinking Inside The Box
 - Thinking Pants
 - Three-Layer Urinal Cakes
 - Third-Generation Armenian Pimps
 - Thrown to the Badgers
 - Thou
 - Tight Phlegm
 - Tissu´ and the Snots
 - Tit-Faggots
 - Titanium Screws
 - Titty Bar
 - Tomato Toothpaste
 - The Tomatoes
 - Tongue Doctor
 - The Tongues
 - Tons O' Snot
 - Too Clever By Half
 - Too Clever For Words
 - Too Many States
 - Too Many Speedbumps
 - The Topic Sentences
 - Tornado of Fish
 - Tortoise Nervosa
 - Toscanini Dacron and the Space Monkey Mafia
 - Tracey Trigger
 - Tragically Small Weiner
 - Transcendental Masturbation
 - Transparent Heads
 - Traveling Pinata
 - Traveling Poetry Bag
 - The Treetotalers
 - A Trio of Scissors
 - Trivial Music
 - Trojan Moose
 - Truckload of Monkeys
 - Truth, Justice, and Yogurt
 - Tuna HotDish
 - Tuna Melt
 - Tundra Butter
 - Turquoise Tangerine
 - Tweedledee & Tweedlefuck
 - Twinkie Offense
 - Twilight of the Condiments
 
- The Ugly Men
 - The Ümlauts
 - Un-Blowuppable
 - Under the Table
 - Underfrog
 - Undergroundbeef
 - The Underpants
 - Underwater Monkey
 - Undigested Sewage
 - Unequal Yokefellows
 - Unexpected Fuck
 - Unexplained Monkey
 - Unfortunate Shrubbery
 - The Unguents
 - Unholy Fruit Basket
 - Unholy Monkey Army
 - Unnatural Orifice
 - Unisex Penguins
 - Upside-Down Pie
 - Upside-Down Sundae
 - The Urine Monkeys
 - Urine Sample
 - Used Mantis
 - Used Pornography
 
- Vegan Zombies
 - The Vegetarian Bagpipes
 - Velcro Wormhole Handle
 - Velvet Pelvis
 - Vibrating Brain
 - Viceroy Fizzlebottom
 - The Village Smithys
 - Violence Gang
 - Violent Ballerina
 - Violently Cute
 - Violin Hippo Mop
 - Virginia Dentata
 - VisiGoth
 - Vodka Saltine
 - Vowel Movement
 
- Wall-Mounted Yogurt
 - Walt's Brain
 - The Walter Winchell Brigade
 - Waltzquack
 - Wanton Chicken
 - Watching Pain Dry
 - Watching Taint Dry
 - Waterproof Rabbit
 - Wendolyn and the Techno Trousers
 - Wens and Hypertrophied Members
 - A Whale
 - Whatchamacarcass
 - Whiff of Shit
 - Whimsical Bras
 - Whimsical Panties
 - Whooping Cacoughany
 - Wild Card and the Search Results
 - Wild Muffins
 - Wimp & the Men
 - Witena Gemot
 - Writes Like a Girl
 - Wyatt Earp and the Usurpers
 - Wyld Muffyns
 
- The X-Menses
 - X-Rated Toast
 - Xtra Tentacles!
 
- Yak Yak Yak
 - Yodeling Robots
 - You
 - You Meddling Kids
 - You've Got Hail
 - You've Got Jail
 - Your Sin Here
 - Your Vinyl Answer
 
We're not the only ones with this idea. For more hypothetical band names, check out these sites (though some of their hosts have really annoying pop-ups):
- Zip-A-Dee-Loofah
 
- Twenty-First Century Band Names (inspired by this page -- so of course I'll list it first!)
 - Dave Barry's Good Band Name list
 - Good Band Name Archive
 - The Swarming Midget Band Name Archive
 - Llorenz Band Names Archive
 - Schabe's Band Name Archive
 - Haley's Future Band Names
 - Andrew's Band Names
 - The Stupid Band Name List
 - The DeadJudy Band Name List
 - Available Band Names
 - Band Names
 - Warped Bandwidth
 - The Incredible Band Names Page
 - GWB Bandnames
 - Ten Thousand Statistically Grammar-Average Fake Band Names
 - Interesting Names for Fantasy Rock Bands
 
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